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LISTEN UP -


TAGS: gun buy back quotation
Rating: 4.5/5

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premiumgrade - December 26, 2013, 8:38 pm, #251760
5 lions, lgvernon. Anti-gun zealots won't agree till said criminals come to their house and they run next door to my house & I tell them to go back home.


YOU KNOW YOU ARE POOR - When your dad buys your Christmas tree at the car wash...


TAGS: poor dad buy christmas tree
Rating: 4.88/5

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tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:35 pm, #248082
Well, at least it's straight priorities... which are you gonna buy if you can only get one? The Christmas tree to impress the neighbors, or presents for your kids?
440wakeup - December 12, 2011, 7:34 pm, #226550
This f***ING rues, it beats the charlie brown X-MAS tree for bah-humbug


EASTER BUNNY -


TAGS: never buy weed easter bunny
Rating: 4.44/5

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lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:24 pm, #251471
4:24
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:23 pm, #251470
In my last comment it said it was 8:22 pm. But I'm in Alaska, so it's actually 4:22 pm. Oh, now it's 4:23
lolforever2903 - December 9, 2013, 8:22 pm, #251469
Nice pun there. I want some Easter Bunny weed!


OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE GUITAR/AMP BUYING DISORDER - STOP ME BEFORE I EBAY AGAIN!!!!!




DISHWASHER -


TAGS: dishwasher buy her a shovel
Rating: 3.94/5

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Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 1:47 am, #232376
I guess she'll be buying you a shovel then. ^_-
fasteddie - December 10, 2010, 7:14 pm, #206312
5L alas once my wife found out why I was laughung so hard she out my pillow on the sofa....


WHERE DO YOU STAND -




HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! - May the coming year be as bountiful for you as this one was for Death, Grim R@per, and... Hey, who's the new guy?


TAGS: crap is it time to buy a new calendar already assignment for december 31 the new year
Rating: 3.45/5

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Avenlanzer - December 21, 2010, 4:36 am, #207782
Death, Grim Reaper and Thanatos
DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 1:57 pm, #186803
My dear friends.
Treehodger - January 20, 2010, 8:34 am, #153212
Almost seems like "The Tall Men". Something taken out of the Christan Bible. Much like how Lilith was. The Tall Men are said to decide who dies when, where, and how. : / You find them in... "Other" bibles.


HEY, BRO - Wanna buy a knife?


TAGS: machete hey bro buy knife
Rating: 2.95/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 1:41 pm, #193814
Oh, I forgot about 'The Code' Moo+. Mea Culpa. Can I say 3 Cubbies and Drink 5 Guiness to be forgiven? and Brnn, re-using the image isn't an issue, it's re-using the image and caption that takes away from the originality of this, the ONLY site.
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:59 am, #193801
[PM]I just said that to prevent more plagiarism, of course I would never visit ANY other site than motifake.com, specially no other moti-page!!!![/PM]
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 10:55 am, #193799
What do you mean you visit other sites?...Who said you could do that?....lOL
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:52 am, #193796
And as I said: I copied a very funny picture myself. Not to adorn myself with borrowed plumes but to share this picture. But hey, many of us visit other sites, we find these pictures ourselves. Nothing personal btw ;)
forseti - September 14, 2010, 10:47 am, #193791
brnn, take it as advice. Wouldn't you feel much better, if someone would give you some lions because of your own creativity? That's what all the judgement is about. Compete with others and try to make funnier (or deeper / better) posters than others. ;)
brnn19 - September 14, 2010, 10:34 am, #193789
Don't you have anything else to do other than accusing people of ripping off another "sites"? If it is approved, it is good...
Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2010, 7:09 am, #193754
Also ripped off from another site. Again, do your own. good lord, you could have at least changed the caption!


IQ OF A SPOON -


TAGS: buy now or just dont
Rating: 4.56/5

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NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:16 am, #216847
Yet another good one, Capn! 5, of course.
spacedog - April 19, 2011, 6:32 pm, #216808
Makes me think of Bud-light.


BUYING LOVE -


TAGS: buy everything never love mariand
Rating: 4.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2012, 9:59 pm, #232920
As for pet mice, if you feed them something they really like, they give you some of their food as a gift and wait for you to take it.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2012, 5:38 pm, #232852

drop this over to digmydog marian...nice
falloutghoul - April 6, 2012, 5:06 pm, #232848
Or a cat.


PROLIFERATION - Who needs nukes? These suckers breed like rabbits and are cheap! Oh well, I'm off to PetSmart!


TAGS: time to buy some thicker boots
Rating: 3.94/5

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MissEKnight - February 27, 2012, 5:48 am, #230201
This is a fd up attempt to make animal abuse funny.
MrRandom - January 12, 2010, 10:44 pm, #152541
I'm always reminded of a penny arcade comic about hamster gladiators and names being picked out of a hat.
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:41 pm, #152540
Yeah, this one.
Sean - November 10, 2009, 7:57 pm, #135659
I thought LogicDude was banned for life a PetSmart. This must be an old poster.
spacedog - November 10, 2009, 6:16 pm, #135637
Hilarious. Don't run with your hamster. 5Ls
Bartimaeus - November 10, 2009, 6:13 pm, #135635
Don't tell Tom Cruise...5/5
CANADA - November 10, 2009, 4:11 pm, #135581
If I had a hamster i'de have my own fighting machine right now!


I USED TO TRY HARD AT SPORTS - Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.


TAGS: trophy try sports winner buy
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:52 am, #232754
Steven Wrightish. Great take templar, and yeah, Cloud, these days every bleeding heart’s a winner right up until real life smacks ya upside the haid….nice take yerself…5L for the poster and 5L for the comment (I so wish comments could be rated)
CloudchaserS - April 5, 2012, 8:41 am, #232749
I tried hard at sports. Until I realized I get a prize and called a winner just for showing up. Now I suck at sports, but hey, I'm a winner!


CAN'T BUY ME LOVE -


TAGS: calendar money buy love beatles
Rating: 4.94/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 2:29 pm, #229015
here's a diamond r5ng for you my friend :)


HAPPINESS - Money can get you to the happiest place on earth but you still can't buy it.




FOREST AT NIGHT -


TAGS: next time i will buy an off road vehicle call me foresti
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:10 pm, #202147
Nice one.


SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!"


TAGS: why buy it when we can both enjoy your workout
Rating: 3.91/5

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aesop the second - January 2, 2010, 1:20 am, #149438
you sir, are the king of motifake.
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm, #149363
Plus when your workout is finished, it sprays a cooling spray in your face.


CASH PROBLEMS -




REMORSE -


TAGS: but why the tics tacs oh impulse buy
Rating: 3.18/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 3:41 pm, #85094
(goddaughter)
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 3:40 pm, #85093
Not quite sure... but along those lines, I gotta go... have a lunch date with a 16-year-old.
BoneCD - June 7, 2009, 3:37 pm, #85091
d*** straight...now how to you get me out of this 10x10
Arrogant Knight - June 7, 2009, 1:00 pm, #85025
Absolutely love this. 5 lions for you sir, as per usual.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 10:04 am, #84985
The reason Sean's motifakes are so good? First rule: write what you know.
Chopperliscious - June 7, 2009, 5:33 am, #84969
Now that's just downright creepy. 5 Lions. Don't make a habit of it.


I'M TELLING YOU - I'm famous, I really am


TAGS: are they buying it
Rating: 4.8/5

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BoneCD - June 13, 2010, 6:25 am, #180150
LMAO good one Airman!!! 5 Poodles


PLAYING DEAD -


TAGS: he aint buyin wot yer sellin
Rating: 3.52/5

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elitebuster - November 30, 2009, 12:57 am, #141142
Yeah, the bear will piss on your pocket, your skull, your femur.... 5/5
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:26 pm, #134031
5 + 5 Sean!
Chopperliscious - November 3, 2009, 8:51 am, #133737
You have a subtlety that is rare. I'm not pissing in your pocket either - the bear might be, however. 6 Lions.


BUY ME A BEER !!! - SOME THINGS ARE JUST UNIVERSAL NO MATTER HOW YOU SAY IT


TAGS: buy me a beer
Rating: 3.44/5

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Iconoclast - August 5, 2010, 5:59 pm, #187786
Print it out, keep it in your wallet. You never know when it will come in handy.


MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS - Nor a good hair piece. Poor Donny!


TAGS: money happiness hairpiece dtrump buy
Rating: 3.14/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:00 am, #234706
Classic Comb-over. Age gracefully for gods sake!!


SPECIFY -




I just saw -


TAGS: you cant buy class
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:40 pm, #255586
Then why does he need the condoms?


a day at the ballpark -




seems legit -




OPTIMISM -




INTERNET SHOPPING -




MOTIFAKE HANGMAN - A game the whole family can enjoy


TAGS: id like to buy a vowel
Rating: 4.47/5

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rerun - July 29, 2010, 8:36 pm, #187001

trust me, you don't want to call her...little crazy
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 8:35 pm, #187000
Abby Normal, you know her, it's TOC's cousin, she brought her to the Moti-Company Picnic
R.S.Jake - July 29, 2010, 8:28 pm, #186998
Who's Abby? And what is her number?
rerun - July 29, 2010, 7:52 pm, #186991

Go "Fish"
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 7:51 pm, #186989
Is there an L? 5L
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 7:14 pm, #186980
not as bad as amry's
thatonechick - July 29, 2010, 7:13 pm, #186978
Arby's does suck.
pieman - July 29, 2010, 4:07 pm, #186956
Amry Sucks! I win. Go Navy! 5L. P.S. I've seen him pucker but I don't think I've seen him suck.
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 12:22 pm, #186923
*Facepalm* I could not for the life of me figure out what it was suposed to say, but i got it now. 5L Airman
GreyScorpion - July 29, 2010, 11:11 am, #186918
LOL


CHOCOLATE - Real men don't buy it for their women... They make it for them.




SEE THE USA -


TAGS: buy american
Rating: 4.36/5

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GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:57 pm, #205993
Good question, Airman. I'm not sure. Toyota at Georgetown brags that their cars have more American made parts than GM; but the Jasper plant is somewhat silent on that. I'll do some research and get back to ya. (Anyway, I still peed on my Avalon today.)
Airman - December 7, 2010, 5:10 pm, #205963
question.. are the made there? or are they a**embled there? doesn't really matter, Jobs are Jobs.. especially right now
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 3:59 pm, #205958
We live in a changing and complicated world. Yes, it's a Japanese Toyota, and, yes, it's made in Jasper, Indiana. (And, yes, there is a Jasper, Indiana. Jasper is where I bought my Japanese Avalon, which was made in Georgetown, Kentucky. Sheesh!)


BOUNDARIES -




Safes -




Choreography -


TAGS: and we buy into it
Rating: 4.25/5

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PLAUSIBLE DENIAL -




BRITISH LAW -


TAGS: really guys you have got to start buying the fish too
Rating: 3.36/5

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BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:16 pm, #132361
ROTFLMAO...:D
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:14 pm, #132360
LMAO...honest to god, I thought you guys were from across the pond Brit.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:13 pm, #132359
For a second I thought you were saying we should go via JapanAir. :D
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm, #132358
*fright = flight
BoneCD - October 30, 2009, 6:11 pm, #132357
Ok a fright then...just don't take the one that overshoots it by 150 miles.
Briton of Rose - October 30, 2009, 6:07 pm, #132356
Kind of hard to take a day trip to Liverpool when you live in the Seattle area. And we do buy the fish, one per trip.
Haarakkon - October 30, 2009, 10:34 am, #132222
5 Liverpud-lions.


WHAT WAS THAT -




THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN - You come face to face with a stupid HSN purchase.


TAGS: jay z bad buy
Rating: 2.91/5

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HATE TO NINTENDO -




Mortgage -


TAGS: house buying
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2014, 3:40 am, #257837
$500 in California is like not nearly half of the rent. It's crazy here.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 11, 2014, 3:38 am, #257836
I'm guessing you don't live in California like me.
Thedge - November 10, 2014, 4:16 am, #257803
Just sold out last year.Huge house. Rebuilt and now have a three bed ranch ~1,400 sq ft. Paid in full. Sweet. No payments. 1st time in my life. Can survive on 500/mo. Good to hear you're ok.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 10, 2014, 3:54 am, #257802
But if you have to move, you have the upside of moving somewhere different and meet new people. And I'm all for the down sizing thing.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 10, 2014, 3:51 am, #257801
Thanks, Thedge. But I was inspired by an acquaintance's misfortune. I personally have always thought it best to rent; upside: the landlord pays for any repairs (or should) downside: landlord can sell property or evict to move in own family.
Thedge - November 9, 2014, 12:31 pm, #257786
Not real certain, but, I think so. Yo, Crotch! You ain't the first, stand back, regroup, downsize and consider where you've been. You're gonna get through... this too will pass as have all the other crazy things before. Huggs Bro.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 9, 2014, 3:35 am, #257778
Gosh, don't know what you're talking about ;-)
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 11:44 pm, #257771
Crotchety...I see you're finally letting the skeletons out of the closets (I'm not the only one seeing that right?) Better that way cuz them buggers are hard to pack up in boxes on moving day!
GaryO - November 8, 2014, 11:31 pm, #257767
and all this time I’ve been pretending to read the fine print...


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